Star Trek: Pheonix-X

Episode 4
 

"Cookies"

(On the Pheonix-X)
(Bridge)
(Lt. Walace enters)
Walace: Heylow starfleet memba's.
Commander: Ah, Lieutenant Walace, what do we owe the pleasure of your presence?
Captian: Yeah, and hurry it up, just having another human on the bridge is making me dumber.
Walace: Duh...well I made these cookies... Lieutenant Commander Armond asked for, and I 'taught I could bring some to da bridge for ev'ry one Cap'n.
(Captian slouches in his seat and puts his fingers on his forehead)
Red: You mean replicated.
Walace: Heh, heh, no I baked them myself.
Captian: Hhhhh.... Fine, whatever, proceed.
(Walace begins handing out cookies to everyone.)
Commander: Headache Captian?
Captian: I'm a Changeling, I don't get headaches, but now that this room got thicker, I think I will start.
Walace: Duh...here ya go Cap'n. Heh, heh.
(Captian looks up)
Armond: Thank you.
Captian: And does he have to keep calling everyone "cap'n"??
(Kugo enters the bridge)
Walace: Duh, here you go Cap'n.
Kugo: Uh...thanks.
Captian: Ah, a Vulcan.
Kugo: Captian, the transwarp drive has been manipulated, I wish to conclude my experiment by testing them. Which means going transwarp.
Walace: Uhh...here you go Cap'n.
BOB: How much?
Walace: Uhh...free.
BOB: What!? Take some advice from me...
Captian: Of course. Commander.
Commander: Yes Captian. Armond, take us outta orbit. Set a random course, transwarp seven.
Armond: Ey' sir.
(The Pheonix-X goes Transwarp 7)
 
 
U.S.S. Pheonix-X
U.S.S. Pheonix-X
(In Engineering)

(Ragon[Klingon], passenger.)
(Kotah[Tholian], passenger.)
Ragon: Did you put the substance in the cookies?
Kotah: Done. I've also got the experiment going on. We are now at Transwarp 7 going towards our--
Ragon: Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Kotah: ...going towards our destination.
Ragon: When I push this button on the control panel, everyone who ate a cookie will be knocked unconscious!
(Chief Kayl walks by)
Kayl:: What did you just say?
Ragon: Uh..uh...When I push this button on the control panel, everyone playing hooky will be caught, in donchas!
Kayl: Oh.
(Chief continues walking)
(Kotah checks the control panel)
Kotah: Everyone on the ship has eaten a cookie. We are ready.
Ragon: Excellent.
(On the bridge)
Captian: Ensign Dan, you're relieved!
(Suddenly Ensign Dan colapses to the floor)
Captian: Well you don't have to take it that bad.
(Captian looks around, everyone on the bridge is unconsious)
Captian: Computer...uh...um.. is.. anyone moving on the ship?
*Computer: One Tholian, one Klingon and the Captian are the only non motionless forms on the ship.
Captian: The Computer can detect that? Oh..um...Locate the Klingon and Tholian.
*Computer: They are on Turbolift 2.
Captian: They're on there way to the Bridge...
(Daniel takes the shape of the surface of the Captain's chair cushion.)
(The tubolift doors open)
Klingon: Ahhh. The lengendary Pheonix-X. I've always wanted a ship like this. Although, it is rather too comfy. I don't like that.
(The Klingon sits in the Captain's chair.)
Klingon: Oooo. This chair is rather uncomfortable. It feels like I am sitting on a bohevian turtle.
Tholian: Ragon, the systems on this ship are ready.
Klingon: How are the weapons?
Tholian: Operational.
Klingon: Set course for the old Marquis Homeworld.
Tholian: Couse set in.
Klingon: Engage........ETA?
Tholian: 23 hours and 56 minutes.
Klingon: Okay. That'll give me enough time to explore the ship. Let's go.
Tholian: Hold on. Internal sensors are saying that not all personal is accounted for.
Klingon: Who is left?
Tholian: The Captain.
Klingon: What? I knew we were missing someone. Okay, find him immediately. Watch out. Expect the unexpected.
(The two go into the Turbo lift with the Captain on Ragon's knife..........The Captain goes and pinches Ragon's Gludious Maximus.)
Klingon: Hey. What was that for?
Tholian: What? I didn't do anything.
(The Captain goes to Kotah and pinches his Gludious Maximus.)
Tholian: Oh Ragon, I didn't know.
(Kotah winks at Ragon)
Klingon: What? Are you feeling okay?
Tholian: Oh don't ask me that question. You know the answer. If I look hot, then you know why.
(Kotah winks at Ragon again.)
Klingon: Oh you sicko. Snap out of it.
Tholian: Oh......I'm sorry. Where was I?
(The Turbolift doors open. And they venture their way to find the Captain.)
(In the Mess Hall)
Kotah: I'm getting tired of steping over all these bodies.
Ragon: Then vapourize them away.
Kotah: Too much work Ragon.
Ragon: You go check in the brig for our Cardassian prisoner.
(Kotah leaves)
(Later Kotah comes back)
Kotah: He's fine.
Ragon: Good! I feel like celebrating! Computer, blood wine.
(Bloodwine replicates)
Daniel: The computers don't really make it as good as the real thing.
(Captian approaches in humaniod shape)
(Ragon drops the bloodwine and pull out his bat'telh)(He swings the batlac and Daniel doges)
(Kotah takes out a phaser)
(Daniel shapeshifts into an Adamantaimai)
Kotah: Wha-- what is that!?
Ragon: It's an Adamantaimai....I had to fight one of these on Vulcan once. Heh, heh...
Adamantaimai: Moooooohhhhaaaa!!
Kotah: Um...AAaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
(The Tholian runs away)(Ragon chuckles, jumps and stabs the bat'telh into the shoulder of the Adamantaimai)
(Adamantaimai swings his arm and brushes the Klingon accross the room. Ragon crashes through the wall and into the hallway.)(The Adamantaimai shapeshifts into the humanoid form again.)(The Captian checks on the Klingon....Ragon is unconscious.)(Daniel goes into liquid state and swishes through the ventalating system of the ship.)
(In the Turbolift)
Kotah: What is that thing? I must get to the underground old Marquis Homeworld.
(In the Hallway behind the Messhall)
Ragon: Ugh.
(Ragon gets up.)
Ragon: This is not over yet, Changeling.
(In the shuttlecraft room)
(Ragon enters)(Ragon boards a shuttle craft and flies out of the ship)(Ragon lands on the top of the Pheonix-X.)
Ragon: Engage megnetic emergency locking clamps.
(Then waits.)
(On the Bridge)
Kotah: Now it's all up to me. I must return to the old Marquis Homeworld.
Daniel: Yes, you must like it there.
Kotah: Ah! Wha-t are you?
Daniel: I'm the Captian of this ship. It must be a prize for you to take home an updated fully operational Federation warship.
Kotah: Too late freak! We're already here!
Daniel: What? We shouldn't be there for another 20 hours.
Kotah: I lied when I was giving the ETS.
Daniel: So you were going to double cross Ragon...
(On the shuttlecraft)
Ragon: That little Boundfat! He lied to me! No matter, I will land and be the one to give the prisoner over to the Marquis!
(On the Bridge)
(A Pollensalta holds Kotah by the neck)
Pollensalta: <<Talk!!>>!
Kotah: Ugh-ackk! O--okay! It was me a--and Ragon!
(On the shuttle craft)
Ragon: I will be the one to take the prize instead of me and that Tholian.
(On the Bridge)
Kotah: We were to be rulers of two planets! Ack! [cough].
Pollensalta: <<Where!?>>!?
Kotah: In the--ack--the-
(On the shuttle craft)
Ragon: ...Gamma Quadrant.

(On Starbase 55)
(In a conference room)
Captian Aeris: We've just found out about these attack groups in the Gamma Quadrant.
Admiral Cloud: And on these two planets seem to be a second Marquis group. These guys are full ready and powerful enough to take over the Federation.
Captian Cid: But we're not sure of that yet. We think the plans and commands for these attack groups are being communicated from the old Marquis Homeworld.
Admiral Cloud: We're out of luck. We don't have time to get any Federation ships down to the old Marquis homeworld.

(On Cardassia)
(In a conference)
Gul Dukat: And we have a feeling these second Marquis are going to take over the Cardassian Empire.
Mag: Meanwhile, we have a trade agreement with the second Marquis, they seem to be getting Meloneus back from the Federation somehow. We are to go to the old Marquis Homeworld and trade there.
Gul Dukat: What a coincedence.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Night: Ugh.
Doctor Lox: I've given you a senetive. Your symbiont seems to be effected badly by the drug in the cookie. I'm going to need to operate, I might have a senetive for the symbiont.
Daniel: Ensign Dan, you're back on duty, get to work on reviving everyone on the ship.
Ensign Dan: Really? Me?
Daniel: Are you questioning me? You're relieved. Armond--
Armond: Ey' Captian.
Daniel: Security, take this Tholian to the brig. Red, can you put a tractor beam onto the shuttle craft?
Red: Too late Captian, the shuttle craft has landed on the planet.
Daniel: Can we beam him up?
Red: Negetive Captian, there's too much interference in the atmosphere. Some kind of energy toxicant.
(Red turns around)
Red: I think we can take a shuttle craft.
Daniel: They're plan on securing that no one knows they're there... Intoxicate the planet and live underground...

(On the Klingon Homeworld)
Bahah: There is a Klingon traitor who is another one of those people who want see the Klingon Empire fall. He is come into contact with the second Marquis, somehow he has purswaded power. The Federation have told us that a second Marquis group are large enough and strong enough to take over any one of us.
Logtow: ...What we have to do is...stop them...

(Vulcan warship)
Eloq: ...Stop the second Marquis...

(Starbase 55)
Aeris: Somehow...

(Klingon Homeworld)
Bahah: ...Stop them...

(Starbase 55)
Aeris: ...Before they can leave the Gamma Quadrant.

(On the Pheonix-X briefing room)
Daniel: Okay, I want to know if all personal are okay and ready to go into battle. We need to be in tip top shape.
Night: All personal are accounted for.
Daniel: Walace, I want some of your best men guarding the brig. I want that prisoner to be alive for the Federation to aquit him.
Walace: I don't know what that means sir, but I will do my best.
Daniel: Kugo, I know that those Klingons were working on engineering. Did you run a diagnostic on the systems to see if they did some modifications?
Kugo: Yes Captian. I ran the diagnostics. There was no sign of tampering.
Daniel: So are the systems all ready to go for battle?
Kugo: Yes Captian.
Daniel: When I call for the Multi Vector attack mode, I want it fully operational. Last time when we tested it, only the bottom vector seperated and the rest were trying to go their different directions. Oh was that bad.
Kugo: All systems are ready to go Cap'em.
Daniel: Well, I want specifications to be improved another 55%. You have one hour.
Kugo: Yes Cap'em. Ugggh.
Daniel: What was that?
Kugo: Oh nothing Captain.
Daniel: You bet.
BOB: Did someone say bet?
Daniel: Oh shut your face! Okay, I want Night, Armond, BOB, and Red to make sure everyone has weapons. Doctor.....
Doctor: Yes Captain. Please state the medical emergency.
Daniel: What?
Doctor: Oh sorry Captain. My algorythyms are malfunctioning.
Daniel: Well, fix it once you get out of here.
Doctor: Consider it done. Okay, it's done.
Daniel: Well, unfix them. I ordered you to fix them when you get out of here.
Doctor: Okay Captian.
Daniel: Anyways, I want you and Heelix to ready the messhall as your extra
sick bay. We might encounter some injuries.
Doctor: I will inform that Talaxian at once mam.
Daniel: I beg your pardon.
Doctor: Sorry again Captain. It's my algorythyms.
Daniel: Okay. It looks like we will be ready in an hour. Here is the plan. We will convey with the Earth's 6th Fleet, Vulcan's Fleet, and the Klingon fleet. By our side will be the Xena, Defiant, and the Enterprise-D.......uh......I mean E. Gosh, they need to come with better registry names. We will all invade the Marquis planets. The Vulcan Fleet will invade the second planet nearest to the sun with the Klingon Fleet.
Night: That'll be a laugh.
Daniel: Oh true. Anyways, the Federation will take its fleet to battle the first planet. So are we all understood on what our duty is?
Everyone: Yes sir.
Daniel: Dismissed. You have one hour.

(The Captain in the Ready Room)
Daniel: Admiral, we will be ready in one hour. We are presently preparing in Deep Space 9.
*Admiral: I know this is a detrimental battle, but I have some bad news. We have some uprising from the Romulans on the other side of our space. Most of the Fleet is there and if we order them to you, the Romulans will take over the Disney system.
Daniel: So who will be my fleet?
*Admiral: You will only have your ship, the Xena, the Defiant, and the Enterprise.
Daniel: So that's it? How are we going to win with that? The Vulcans and Klingons combined equal the power of our ships alone. The chances were slim with them in the first place. Now we only have four ships to take over a whole planet.
*Admiral: You'll just have to do your best. Goodluck.
Daniel: Uggh! Pheonix-X out.
*Admiral: Good lu-
*Night: Captain, the Fleets are here. We are ready to go. We just have to wait for the rest of our Fleet.
Daniel: There is no rest of the Fleet. This is all the Admiral gave us. Inform the Fleet and the others to set course for the Marquis homeworld. May the Force be with us.

(On the Xena)
Wing: But Captian. Do you think only the few of us can take them all on?
Aeris: We're gonna have to. Because the fate of the Alpha Quadrant lies here....come, let us prepare battle.

(On the Pheonix-X)
(Bridge)
Daniel: Armond, how far are we till we get to the Marquis system?
Armond: Not far Captain. I say it will be about 10 minutes.
Daniel: Okay. Daniel to engineering. Kugo, do you have the systems optimized yet? I want that extra 55%. There is 10 minutes till we get to the planet.
Kugo: Systems are ready to go Captain. I have it up to 60% over maximum level.
Daniel: Great. Good job. I will send Red down there to help. Daniel out.......Red, go help Kugo down there..........Walace, open a channel to the Fleet and other vessels on our side.
Walace: Channel open.
Daniel: This is Captain Daniel of the starship Pheonix-X. You all know the plan. As you might have known already, the rest of Starfleet could not muster a whole fleet for our cause. But we will still go with the plan. Commense plan now. Keep an open channel. And be careful.

(The three fleets seperate. The Vulcans and Klingons head for the second planet, and the Starfleet ships go to the first planet.)

(The Vulcan and Klingon Fleets at the second planet engage the Marquis. The Marquis defend themselves with Cardassian warships.)

(Klingon Fleet of 5 warbirds; lead by Logtow)
Logtow: Kill those Putock. We will teach them to fight with the Klingons. We will make blood wine out of them. Engage!

(Vulcan Fleet of 5 cruisers; led by Eloq)
Eloq: Engage the enemies. It is imperative that we defeat them. Live long and prosper.

(The Vulcans and Klingons fight veraciously. One Vulcan cruiser hit and 3 warbirds down. The Marquis are being defeated although there are 15 of their ships left of the Marquis. They fight and fight.)
(The Starfleet ship have to defeat 28 Marquis ships.)
Daniel: Okay Fleet, there are 28 ships, as the narrarator said, I guess we should divide this. Everyone gets seven. I'll take the ships on the other side of the planet. You guys divide amongst yourselves.
*Aeris: I'll get the ships west of you Pheonix-X.
*Sisko: I'll get the ones east of you then Pheonix-X.
*Picard: I guess I'll get the last seven. Uggh.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Okay, engage the Marquis. Let's smash them back onto the Heck they believe in.
Helm: There are two ships behind us and 3 ships ahead on an intercept course.
Aeris: Initiate Manuevering strategies.
Aeris: Get ready to fire phazers on the ships behind us. Initiate flight
pattern omega 340.
(The Xena does a loop and gets behind the two ships. Phazers fire and destroy the two ships.)
Aeris: Good job. Now we have three ships left.

(On the Defiant)
Sisko: Old man, engage cloak.
Worf: With all do respect Captain, but I married that young woman.
Dax: Ohhhh Worf. You can be so sweet at times.
Sisko: Oh shutu-, I mean......sorry.
Dax: Cloak is engaged.
Sisko: Bring us around to face all the seven ships. Set a course for a bee line to each one of those ships in an intercept and get ready to bring us out of cloak on my mark. Chief, give me all you got.
Chief: Excuse me.
Sisko: Oh you know what I mean. This ship is so corrupt...........Nog, engage the set course.
Nog:  Done Captain.
Sisko: Fire on those ships now.
(The Defiant uncloaks and the Marquis are confused. In their confusion, the Defiant shoots them down. One Marquis manages to escape. The Defiant chases after it.)

(Meanwhile with the Enterprise)
Picard: Okay Data, you know what to do. Let's show them not to mess with the Enterprise.
Data: Captain, I need orders. I can't hold the burden of the ship with my inconclusive decisions.
Picard: Just shoot the ships down. Engineering, give me all you got. We need speed.
Counselar: I feel you are very stressed Captain.
Picard: That is not your concern. (the Captain flinches and has a zombie look on his face.) Resistence is Futile. You will be assimilated. Your species will be added to the Collective. (He reaches over to Deanna Troi as to assimilate her with his hand.)
(The Commander goes over and slaps the Captain.)
Commander: You are out of line Jean-Luc. Snap out of it. (slap, slap)
Captain: Okay, you can stop slapping me. I'm all right.
Commander: Did you know what you were doing?
Captain: No, It must be my implants. While I was in that trance, I got an image of someone. It was a she. Her name was Seven Of Nine.

(On Voyager)
(Seven is in her out cove and starts to spasm out. Then she comes to control. When she comes to, she realizes that she has destroyed the cargo bay and disabled the ship's warp drive.)
(Janeway comes in)
Janeway: What the H-E double hockey sticks are you doing? We under a fight with the Herogin and you decide to destroy the warp core. Look what you done.
Seven: Sorry Captain, I experienced an out of body stasis. I was out of control and I couldn't do anything. Though I did have an image of someone. A he. This male goes by the name of Jean-Luc Picard.
Janeway: Huh!
(The Herogin destroys the ship and the Holosuite turns off. The exercise was lost.)

(Back to the war. The Enterprise are fighting and destroy all seven ships. It is going to go help the Defiant.)

(Pheonix-X)
Captain: Initiate Multi-Vector Attack Mode. Target the Marquis. Flight pattern Alpha Omega.
(The Pheonix-X seperates into three parts. Red, Armond, and Daniel command the three ships.
Red: Vector 3, Go.
Armond: Vector 2, Go.
Daniel: And Vector 1, Go.
(Vector 3 attacks two ships. The ships are beside each other. Vector 3 gets in between them. 3 shoots the ships on both sides. The ships are getting ready to fire, then Vector 3 stops while the two ships fire on each other and get destroyed.)
Red: Two down.
(Vector 2 goes after the other two ships. The two ships are on top of each other. They are shooting Vector 2. Vector 2's shields are down 33%. Then it shoots a flare. The flare explodes behind them and infront of the two ships. It sends a shockwave of warp sound. The shockwave is on a frequency of Ultra-
Transwarp. The two ships are buckling. Their shields didn't hold and the shell of the ships were torn off and the ships explode.)
Red: I got my two.
Daniel: That leaves three more. Okay. Ready the Vectoral Quandifier.
(The three ships get in a trinagular position. Vector 1 on the top and the other two on the bottom corners of the formation. They head to the remaining three ships that are a row also with an intercept course. The ships engage the weapon. From the three ships, a flow of quantum particles flow to the middle of the formation. When they conbine in the middle, it creates the source of the weapon. The source then shoots the quantums at the ships and the ships are desintergrated.)
Daniel: Good job. Bring the Pheonix-X together boys.
(The ships combine.)
Daniel: Okay Fleet, let's give our other fleet a hand. Where's the Defiant?
*Sisko: Oh we're right here. We are just cloaked. We are right behind you. What an idiot!
Daniel: I beg your pardon.
*Sisko: Oops. Sorry. I was talking to my crewman.
Daniel: Okay

(On the Defiant)
Sisko: I thought you cut off the communication.
Nog: He said to keep an open channel.

(The ships reunite with the other ships and they have defeated the Marquis. Alpha Quadrant is safe once again. Starfleet ended up tractor beaming the other ships back to their home.)

(Hours later...)
(On a Cardassian Galor Class warship)
Gul Dukat: Hmm... it seems the Federation already took care of our problem.
Eldora: Well it really wasn't a problem. We were always more powerful than the Maquis.
Gul Dukat: How true that is.
Mag: Sir, aproaching old Maquis homeworld.
Gul Dukat: That Meloneus is going to have to give me a big 'thank you' for this.
Mag: Sir, a Klingon battleship decloaking.
Gul Dukat: Raise shields, arm weapons.
Mag: They're hailing us.
Gul Dukat: I don't want to hear thier hails! Arm weapons!
Eldora: It's a Renegade Klingon ship.
Gul Dukat: I don't care!!--a renegade...? Hmm... open the channel.
(On screen is the Klingon commander)
*Commander: We have no wish to quarrel with you.
(Dukat nods)
*Commander: Our fight is with the Klingon Empire.
(Dukat nods again)
"Commander: ....Well?
Dukat: Tell me...what are you doing here?
*(The Commander looks at his second in command)
*Commander: I guess there's no reason to lie.
Dukat: No, that would be dishonourable, right?
*Commander: Afirmative, we come for one of our Klingon allies. He successfully taken over a Federation warship and brought it here.
Dukat: Impressive...

(On the Klingon renegade battleship)
Weapon Statistic: We are getting a communication from the planet.
*Dukat: Well I'll leave you to your business.
(Screen out)
Commander: Open.
*Ragon: Where are you? I'm ready to beam up.

(Underground Maquis homeworld)
*Commander: I'm disappointed in you.
Ragon: It was that Captian Daniel. I swear I will have my revenge on him...
*Commander: Don't blame others.

(On the Klingon renegade battleship)
Commander: Beam him up.

(On the Pheonix-X)
(In the Brig)(The Commander enters)
(The gaurd is dead on the floor and a cell is open)
Night: Gotens to sickbay. There is someone dead here in the brig.
*Doctor: So then I guess there really isn't any medical emergency, is there?
(Pause)
Night: Gotens to Bridge. Someone has escaped from the brig and the gaurd is dead too.
*Armond: Well then you should've been there earlier.
(Pause)
Night: You, Tholian. What happened?
Kotah: You really are ignorant. Can't you see?
(Pause)
Night: Night to shuttle bay area. Are we--
*Ageon: Yes we're missing one. Holy.
(Pause)
Night: Gawd. How many more smart people do we have on this ship?
(BOB enters)
BOB: What happened...?
Night: Meloneus got off the ship during the battle, that Cardassian got away.

(At the Maquis homeworld)
(On the Cardassian warship)
Gul Dukat: Beam him aboard.

(On Federation shuttle craft)
Meloneus: I swear I will have my revenge on that Trill...that, Night Gotens...
(He beams out)



(Hours later)
Pheonix-X log enteries...
*Daniel: Captians log. We've just defeated the new Maquis groups from even leaving the Gamma Quadrant with only four Federation ships, a Vulcan and Klingon fleet. A success we are all proud of. Our Cardassian 'friend' has escaped from our ship during the battle somehow undetected. We didn't even get a chance to drop him off at a Federation Station; even our short stop at Deep Space 9 it wasn't safe to drop him off there. I will know in the future that Meloneus is computer smart and not to trust him, even in the brig. Ever since the Cardassian captured me and put that shapeholding machine on me, I've been in stress. Now our ship is having even more problems. It seems that the Transwarp drive is starting to malfunction. We never really got our results after that test by Chief Engineer Kugo until today.

CONTINUED...
 
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