Episode
4
"Cookies"
(On the Pheonix-X)
(Bridge)
(Lt. Walace enters)
Walace: Heylow starfleet memba's.
Commander:
Ah, Lieutenant Walace, what do we owe the pleasure of your presence?
Captian:
Yeah, and hurry it up, just having another human on the bridge is making
me dumber.
Walace: Duh...well I made
these cookies... Lieutenant Commander Armond asked for, and I 'taught I
could bring some to da bridge for ev'ry one Cap'n.
(Captian slouches in his
seat and puts his fingers on his forehead)
Red: You mean replicated.
Walace: Heh, heh, no I baked
them myself.
Captian: Hhhhh.... Fine, whatever, proceed.
(Walace begins handing out
cookies to everyone.)
Commander:
Headache Captian?
Captian:
I'm a Changeling, I don't get headaches, but now that this room got thicker,
I think I will start.
Walace: Duh...here ya go Cap'n. Heh, heh.
(Captian looks up)
Armond: Thank you.
Captian:
And does he have to keep calling everyone "cap'n"??
(Kugo enters the bridge)
Walace: Duh, here you go Cap'n.
Kugo: Uh...thanks.
Captian:
Ah, a Vulcan.
Kugo: Captian, the transwarp
drive has been manipulated, I wish to conclude my experiment by testing
them. Which means going transwarp.
Walace: Uhh...here you go Cap'n.
BOB: How much?
Walace: Uhh...free.
BOB: What!? Take some advice
from me...
Captian:
Of course. Commander.
Commander:
Yes Captian. Armond, take us outta orbit. Set a random course, transwarp
seven.
Armond: Ey' sir.
(The Pheonix-X goes Transwarp 7)
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(On Starbase 55)
(In a conference room)
Captian Aeris: We've just
found out about these attack groups in the Gamma Quadrant.
Admiral Cloud: And on these
two planets seem to be a second Marquis group. These guys are full ready
and powerful enough to take over the Federation.
Captian Cid: But we're not
sure of that yet. We think the plans and commands for these attack groups
are being communicated from the old Marquis Homeworld.
Admiral Cloud: We're out
of luck. We don't have time to get any Federation ships down to the old
Marquis homeworld.
(On Cardassia)
(In a conference)
Gul Dukat: And we have a
feeling these second Marquis are going to take over the Cardassian Empire.
Mag: Meanwhile, we have
a trade agreement with the second Marquis, they seem to be getting Meloneus
back from the Federation somehow. We are to go to the old Marquis Homeworld
and trade there.
Gul Dukat: What a coincedence.
(On the Pheonix-X)
Night:
Ugh.
Doctor Lox: I've given you
a senetive. Your symbiont seems to be effected badly by the drug in the
cookie. I'm going to need to operate, I might have a senetive for the symbiont.
Daniel:
Ensign Dan, you're back on duty, get to work on reviving everyone on the
ship.
Ensign Dan: Really? Me?
Daniel:
Are you questioning me? You're relieved. Armond--
Armond: Ey' Captian.
Daniel:
Security, take this Tholian to the brig. Red, can you put a tractor beam
onto the shuttle craft?
Red: Too late Captian, the
shuttle craft has landed on the planet.
Daniel:
Can we beam him up?
Red: Negetive Captian, there's
too much interference in the atmosphere. Some kind of energy toxicant.
(Red turns around)
Red: I think we can take
a shuttle craft.
Daniel:
They're plan on securing that no one knows they're there... Intoxicate
the planet and live underground...
(On the Klingon Homeworld)
Bahah: There is a Klingon
traitor who is another one of those people who want see the Klingon Empire
fall. He is come into contact with the second Marquis, somehow he has purswaded
power. The Federation have told us that a second Marquis group are large
enough and strong enough to take over any one of us.
Logtow: ...What we have
to do is...stop them...
(Vulcan warship)
Eloq: ...Stop the second
Marquis...
(Starbase 55)
Aeris: Somehow...
(Klingon Homeworld)
Bahah: ...Stop them...
(Starbase 55)
Aeris: ...Before they can
leave the Gamma Quadrant.
(On the Pheonix-X briefing
room)
Daniel:
Okay, I want to know if all personal are okay and ready to go into battle.
We need to be in tip top shape.
Night:
All personal are accounted for.
Daniel: Walace, I want some of your best men guarding the brig. I want that prisoner
to be alive for the Federation to aquit him.
Walace: I don't know what
that means sir, but I will do my best.
Daniel: Kugo, I know that those Klingons were working on engineering. Did you run
a diagnostic on the systems to see if they did some modifications?
Kugo: Yes Captian. I ran
the diagnostics. There was no sign of tampering.
Daniel:
So are the systems all ready to go for battle?
Kugo: Yes Captian.
Daniel:
When I call for the Multi Vector attack mode, I want it fully operational.
Last time when we tested it, only the bottom vector seperated and the rest
were trying to go their different directions. Oh was that bad.
Kugo: All systems are ready
to go Cap'em.
Daniel:
Well, I want specifications to be improved another 55%. You have one hour.
Kugo: Yes Cap'em. Ugggh.
Daniel:
What was that?
Kugo: Oh nothing Captain.
Daniel:
You bet.
BOB: Did someone say bet?
Daniel:
Oh shut your face! Okay, I want Night, Armond, BOB, and Red to make sure
everyone has weapons. Doctor.....
Doctor: Yes Captain. Please
state the medical emergency.
Daniel:
What?
Doctor: Oh sorry Captain.
My algorythyms are malfunctioning.
Daniel:
Well, fix it once you get out of here.
Doctor: Consider it done.
Okay, it's done.
Daniel:
Well, unfix them. I ordered you to fix them when you get out of here.
Doctor: Okay Captian.
Daniel:
Anyways, I want you and Heelix to ready the messhall as your extra
sick bay. We might encounter
some injuries.
Doctor: I will inform that
Talaxian at once mam.
Daniel:
I beg your pardon.
Doctor: Sorry again Captain.
It's my algorythyms.
Daniel:
Okay. It looks like we will be ready in an hour. Here is the plan. We will
convey with the Earth's 6th Fleet, Vulcan's Fleet, and the Klingon fleet.
By our side will be the Xena, Defiant, and the Enterprise-D.......uh......I
mean E. Gosh, they need to come with better registry names. We will all
invade the Marquis planets. The Vulcan Fleet will invade the second planet
nearest to the sun with the Klingon Fleet.
Night:
That'll be a laugh.
Daniel:
Oh true. Anyways, the Federation will take its fleet to battle the first
planet. So are we all understood on what our duty is?
Everyone: Yes sir.
Daniel:
Dismissed. You have one hour.
(The Captain in the Ready
Room)
Daniel:
Admiral, we will be ready in one hour. We are presently preparing in Deep
Space 9.
*Admiral: I know this is
a detrimental battle, but I have some bad news. We have some uprising from
the Romulans on the other side of our space. Most of the Fleet is there
and if we order them to you, the Romulans will take over the Disney system.
Daniel:
So who will be my fleet?
*Admiral: You will only
have your ship, the Xena, the Defiant, and the Enterprise.
Daniel:
So that's it? How are we going to win with that? The Vulcans and Klingons
combined equal the power of our ships alone. The chances were slim with
them in the first place. Now we only have four ships to take over a whole
planet.
*Admiral: You'll just have
to do your best. Goodluck.
Daniel: Uggh! Pheonix-X out.
*Admiral: Good lu-
*Night:
Captain, the Fleets are here. We are ready to go. We just have to wait
for the rest of our Fleet.
Daniel:
There is no rest of the Fleet. This is all the Admiral gave us. Inform
the Fleet and the others to set course for the Marquis homeworld. May the
Force be with us.
(On the Xena)
Wing: But Captian. Do you
think only the few of us can take them all on?
Aeris: We're gonna have
to. Because the fate of the Alpha Quadrant lies here....come, let us prepare
battle.
(On the Pheonix-X)
(Bridge)
Daniel: Armond, how far are we till we get to the Marquis system?
Armond: Not far Captain.
I say it will be about 10 minutes.
Daniel:
Okay. Daniel to engineering. Kugo, do you have the systems optimized yet?
I want that extra 55%. There is 10 minutes till we get to the planet.
Kugo: Systems are ready
to go Captain. I have it up to 60% over maximum level.
Daniel:
Great. Good job. I will send Red down there to help. Daniel out.......Red,
go help Kugo down there..........Walace, open a channel to the Fleet and
other vessels on our side.
Walace: Channel open.
Daniel:
This is Captain Daniel of the starship Pheonix-X. You all know the plan.
As you might have known already, the rest of Starfleet could not muster
a whole fleet for our cause. But we will still go with the plan. Commense
plan now. Keep an open channel. And be careful.
(The three fleets seperate. The Vulcans and Klingons head for the second planet, and the Starfleet ships go to the first planet.)
(The Vulcan and Klingon Fleets at the second planet engage the Marquis. The Marquis defend themselves with Cardassian warships.)
(Klingon Fleet of 5 warbirds;
lead by Logtow)
Logtow: Kill those Putock.
We will teach them to fight with the Klingons. We will make blood wine
out of them. Engage!
(Vulcan Fleet of 5 cruisers;
led by Eloq)
Eloq: Engage the enemies.
It is imperative that we defeat them. Live long and prosper.
(The Vulcans and Klingons
fight veraciously. One Vulcan cruiser hit and 3 warbirds down. The Marquis
are being defeated although there are 15 of their ships left of the Marquis.
They fight and fight.)
(The Starfleet ship have
to defeat 28 Marquis ships.)
Daniel:
Okay Fleet, there are 28 ships, as the narrarator said, I guess we should
divide this. Everyone gets seven. I'll take the ships on the other side
of the planet. You guys divide amongst yourselves.
*Aeris: I'll get the ships
west of you Pheonix-X.
*Sisko: I'll get the ones
east of you then Pheonix-X.
*Picard: I guess I'll get
the last seven. Uggh.
(On the Xena)
Aeris: Okay, engage the
Marquis. Let's smash them back onto the Heck they believe in.
Helm: There are two ships
behind us and 3 ships ahead on an intercept course.
Aeris: Initiate Manuevering
strategies.
Aeris: Get ready to fire
phazers on the ships behind us. Initiate flight
pattern omega 340.
(The Xena does a loop and
gets behind the two ships. Phazers fire and destroy the two ships.)
Aeris: Good job. Now we
have three ships left.
(On the Defiant)
Sisko: Old man, engage cloak.
Worf: With all do respect
Captain, but I married that young woman.
Dax: Ohhhh Worf. You can
be so sweet at times.
Sisko: Oh shutu-, I mean......sorry.
Dax: Cloak is engaged.
Sisko: Bring us around to
face all the seven ships. Set a course for a bee line to each one of those
ships in an intercept and get ready to bring us out of cloak on my mark.
Chief, give me all you got.
Chief: Excuse me.
Sisko: Oh you know what
I mean. This ship is so corrupt...........Nog, engage the set course.
Nog: Done Captain.
Sisko: Fire on those ships
now.
(The Defiant uncloaks and
the Marquis are confused. In their confusion, the Defiant shoots them down.
One Marquis manages to escape. The Defiant chases after it.)
(Meanwhile with the Enterprise)
Picard: Okay Data, you know
what to do. Let's show them not to mess with the Enterprise.
Data: Captain, I need orders.
I can't hold the burden of the ship with my inconclusive decisions.
Picard: Just shoot the ships
down. Engineering, give me all you got. We need speed.
Counselar: I feel you are
very stressed Captain.
Picard: That is not your
concern. (the Captain flinches and has a zombie look on his face.) Resistence
is Futile. You will be assimilated. Your species will be added to the Collective.
(He reaches over to Deanna Troi as to assimilate her with his hand.)
(The Commander goes over
and slaps the Captain.)
Commander: You are out of
line Jean-Luc. Snap out of it. (slap, slap)
Captain: Okay, you can stop
slapping me. I'm all right.
Commander: Did you know
what you were doing?
Captain: No, It must be
my implants. While I was in that trance, I got an image of someone. It
was a she. Her name was Seven Of Nine.
(On Voyager)
(Seven is in her out cove
and starts to spasm out. Then she comes to control. When she comes to,
she realizes that she has destroyed the cargo bay and disabled the ship's
warp drive.)
(Janeway comes in)
Janeway: What the H-E double
hockey sticks are you doing? We under a fight with the Herogin and you
decide to destroy the warp core. Look what you done.
Seven: Sorry Captain, I
experienced an out of body stasis. I was out of control and I couldn't
do anything. Though I did have an image of someone. A he. This male goes
by the name of Jean-Luc Picard.
Janeway: Huh!
(The Herogin destroys the
ship and the Holosuite turns off. The exercise was lost.)
(Back to the war. The Enterprise are fighting and destroy all seven ships. It is going to go help the Defiant.)
(Pheonix-X)
Captain:
Initiate Multi-Vector Attack Mode. Target the Marquis. Flight pattern Alpha
Omega.
(The Pheonix-X seperates
into three parts. Red, Armond, and Daniel command the three ships.
Red: Vector 3, Go.
Armond: Vector 2, Go.
Daniel:
And Vector 1, Go.
(Vector 3 attacks two ships.
The ships are beside each other. Vector 3 gets in between them. 3 shoots
the ships on both sides. The ships are getting ready to fire, then Vector
3 stops while the two ships fire on each other and get destroyed.)
Red: Two down.
(Vector 2 goes after the
other two ships. The two ships are on top of each other. They are shooting
Vector 2. Vector 2's shields are down 33%. Then it shoots a flare. The
flare explodes behind them and infront of the two ships. It sends a shockwave
of warp sound. The shockwave is on a frequency of Ultra-
Transwarp. The two ships
are buckling. Their shields didn't hold and the shell of the ships were
torn off and the ships explode.)
Red: I got my two.
Daniel:
That leaves three more. Okay. Ready the Vectoral Quandifier.
(The three ships get in
a trinagular position. Vector 1 on the top and the other two on the bottom
corners of the formation. They head to the remaining three ships that are
a row also with an intercept course. The ships engage the weapon. From
the three ships, a flow of quantum particles flow to the middle of the
formation. When they conbine in the middle, it creates the source of the
weapon. The source then shoots the quantums at the ships and the ships
are desintergrated.)
Daniel:
Good job. Bring the Pheonix-X together boys.
(The ships combine.)
Daniel:
Okay Fleet, let's give our other fleet a hand. Where's the Defiant?
*Sisko: Oh we're right here.
We are just cloaked. We are right behind you. What an idiot!
Daniel:
I beg your pardon.
*Sisko: Oops. Sorry. I was
talking to my crewman.
Daniel:
Okay
(On the Defiant)
Sisko: I thought you cut
off the communication.
Nog: He said to keep an
open channel.
(The ships reunite with the other ships and they have defeated the Marquis. Alpha Quadrant is safe once again. Starfleet ended up tractor beaming the other ships back to their home.)
(Hours later...)
(On a Cardassian Galor Class
warship)
Gul Dukat: Hmm... it seems
the Federation already took care of our problem.
Eldora: Well it really wasn't
a problem. We were always more powerful than the Maquis.
Gul Dukat: How true that
is.
Mag: Sir, aproaching old
Maquis homeworld.
Gul Dukat: That Meloneus
is going to have to give me a big 'thank you' for this.
Mag: Sir, a Klingon battleship decloaking.
Gul Dukat: Raise shields,
arm weapons.
Mag: They're hailing us.
Gul Dukat: I don't want
to hear thier hails! Arm weapons!
Eldora: It's a Renegade
Klingon ship.
Gul Dukat: I don't care!!--a
renegade...? Hmm... open the channel.
(On screen is the Klingon
commander)
*Commander: We have no wish
to quarrel with you.
(Dukat nods)
*Commander: Our fight is
with the Klingon Empire.
(Dukat nods again)
"Commander: ....Well?
Dukat: Tell me...what are
you doing here?
*(The Commander looks at
his second in command)
*Commander: I guess there's
no reason to lie.
Dukat: No, that would be dishonourable, right?
*Commander: Afirmative,
we come for one of our Klingon allies. He successfully taken over a Federation
warship and brought it here.
Dukat: Impressive...
(On the Klingon renegade
battleship)
Weapon Statistic: We are
getting a communication from the planet.
*Dukat: Well I'll leave
you to your business.
(Screen out)
Commander: Open.
*Ragon: Where are you? I'm
ready to beam up.
(Underground Maquis homeworld)
*Commander: I'm disappointed
in you.
Ragon: It was that Captian
Daniel. I swear I will have my revenge on him...
*Commander: Don't blame
others.
(On the Klingon renegade
battleship)
Commander: Beam him up.
(On the Pheonix-X)
(In the Brig)(The Commander
enters)
(The gaurd is dead on the
floor and a cell is open)
Night: Gotens to sickbay. There is someone dead here in the brig.
*Doctor: So then I guess
there really isn't any medical emergency, is there?
(Pause)
Night: Gotens to Bridge. Someone has escaped from the brig and the gaurd is dead
too.
*Armond: Well then you should've
been there earlier.
(Pause)
Night:
You, Tholian. What happened?
Kotah: You really are ignorant.
Can't you see?
(Pause)
Night: Night to shuttle bay area. Are we--
*Ageon: Yes we're missing
one. Holy.
(Pause)
Night: Gawd. How many more smart people do we have on this ship?
(BOB enters)
BOB: What happened...?
Night:
Meloneus got off the ship during the battle, that Cardassian got away.
(At the Maquis homeworld)
(On the Cardassian warship)
Gul Dukat: Beam him aboard.
(On Federation shuttle craft)
Meloneus: I swear I will
have my revenge on that Trill...that, Night Gotens...
(He beams out)
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