"Fight", Part 2 and 3

(On Greece)
Xena: Artimus' entire army should be heading this way soon. They stand between here and the Klokian thing. This pajama guy wouldn't stand a chance.
Gotens: Oh thanks.
(The three start walking towards the other town)
Gotens: Hey, where you going? Klokian's ship is east!
Jocser: Yeah, and Joe's Tavern is south.
Gotens: What are you talking about?
Xena: Look, we're not going to help you. We don't even care about you!
Gotens: But, I thought you were goodguys. And I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Xena: Look, Blanche--
Gotens: --Night.
Xena: --Night. Why don't you come have a drink with us? Greece is a nice place and all the women dress as less as me and Gabrielle.
Gotens: Okay.

(Meanwhile, the Klokian ship enters its solar system and heads towards its homeplanet)
*Daniel(inside the sphere): Hey! Let me out of here!!
Klokian: No.
*Daniel: Fine, I'll just get out of here using the awesome power of the Q. ....Aaaarrgghhhh..... Errrrrgggghh!!!!
<<PLOP>>
Klokian: Q powers contained in special sphere created by Q's, now being used against Q's. Heh, heh. We will use Q substance for more Klokian ships and create more artificial Q's.
*Daniel: Oh, shut up. You can't even talk properly.

(The Phoenix-X floats in space)
Armond: Helm. Set course for the Klokian homeplanet.
Red: Sir, the co-ordinates for that planet is unkown.
Armond: Alright, then just go to the Disney Planet.
Shane: Wait! Can't we just follow Sonan's deteriation trail?
Armond: Deteriation trail?
Shane: Well, Q said that Sonan was an artificial Q created by the Klokians. Since science dictates that anything artificial or created is imperfect to its original being, it would only be logical to assume Sonan is an imperfect Q.
Armond: Science dictated that?
Science(a little guy with glasses in the corner of the Bridge): Yes.
Red(checks sensors): He's right. I'm picking up traces of Sonan going all the way into the next Sector. Eeuu, skin flakes.

(A small section of Artimus' army run into Xena and them)
Partimus: Hey, it's Xena!!
Xena: Yes, it's me. I can start autograph signing now if you want.
Chartimus(pulls out his sword): How dare you protect the Klokians!?
Xena: Now hold it, we're not--
Chartimus(attacks): AAaaaahhh!!! Die Warroir Princess!!
(Xena kicks him accross the face)
Chartimus(falls down): Ooff.
Gotens: Yes! Fighting time!! I knew my Klingon fighting skills would eventually come to good use. I think it was Red who once said--
(Partimus smacks him accross the face)
Gotens(brings his head back): ....Your soul will be mine...
(Gotens uses his Klingon fighting skills against the soldier)
Gotens(while fighting): This is so cool, Xena! I think I'm gonna stay here instead of going back home.
Xena(fighting): Oh great.

(Klokian lands his ship on his planet. Idustrial buildings cover it. He and Sonan enter a building. They approach some machenery and place the sphere in a round socket. Spikes from the machine suddenly jab into the sphere)
*Daniel: Owe!!
Klokian: Machine will now suck the life away from you.
(The machine powers up)
*Daniel: AAaaahh!!
(The Daniel entity fights to stay in the sphere but is sucked out into the machinery.)
Klokian: It is the end for you.
(Daniel is pulled through a shining blast of spkey energy. He feels his life begin to end)
*Daniel(looks at what's up coming): Arrgghh-- ...he's right...

(The Phoenix-X follows and collects the trail of tiny lights left by Sonan. It goes past some dead meteors and rock clusters towards a planet)
Armond: Make sure that the pieces are being held in an anti-matter containment field. They'll fall right through normal matter.
*Kugo: Aye, sir. Kugo out.
Shane: What are we gonna do with all this?
Armond(shrugs): I dunno. I just like collecting things. Oooo, a Backstreet Boys concert pass.
(He picks it up)
Red: Commander, the trail has ended and we have approached a planet, but it is entirely deserted. No signs of any inhabitants ever living on it at all.
Shane: Are you sure our sensors aren't being altered by the Klokians?
Red(checks again): I am pretty sure...

(Xena and the group enter Joe's Tavern)
Gotens: So is this all you do all the time? Fight armies and stuff?
Xena(sits): Yeah. Pretty much.
Gotens(sits): Well finally, we'll be able to sit down and have a normal conversation. Wanna have sex?
(Xena picks him up and throws him across the room)
Gabrielle: Good work, Xena. Now we can have eachother.
(Five Klokian's burst in)
Kloky: Your army has destroyed our city and murdered our people!! You will die for this!!
Xena: But that wasn't my--
Kloky(attacks): Aaaahhh!!! Die!!
(Xena punches him aside)
Gotens(gets up): Arrghh. More fighting? ...You know, in the future, battles will be fought in space over entire worlds; sex will be enhanced; and classical and jazz music will for no reason be repopularized.
Xena(clashes her sword against Kloky's): Will you get out here and help fight before someone dies!?

(Daniel finds himself in limbo, a white nothingness)
Daniel: I'm dead?
Q: You incompetent fool.
Daniel(turns around): Q?
Q: Death is nothing to a Q. If you want, you can die and be born again anytime you want. Experiences which persoanlly, I find pathetic.
Daniel: Really?
Q: Well, to a certian extent.
Daniel: But what about the afterlife?
Q(points to a door in the distance): Go if you wish. It's open to any superior or inferior life form. But I've never seen any Q get back.
Daniel: I think I'll take my chances with the Klokians.
Q: Careful. They've caught 8 of us in the past 3 reoccuring cycles of the universe.
<<Snap>>
(Q disappears. Daniel does the same thing.)

(Meanwhile, on the Phoenix-X)
Kugo(hands Armond a padd): We've controlled the Sonan matter. It is now altered and inverted. It should have opposite effects on the Klokian species.
Red: You mean, how they used to be immune to it, they're now vulnerable to it?
Kugo: Precisely. But we will only be able to produce one charge.
Armond: Good work, Lieutenant.
Kugo: Don't thank me, thank Shane. He was the expert in unstable bio matter.
Shane: It's cause I'm a Shapeshifter.
Armond(pats him on the back): Yes, Shane. You're a "Changeling".
(He motions two fingers like quotations)
Shane: It's the same thing!
Armond: Now, this Klokian planet seems to be empty. Which means one of two things; they're living in another time period, or they've run in fear from the mere name of the Phoenix-X. Now, I'm betting it's not the first one, but the second one looks pretty convincing to me.

(Xena and the group approach the alien ship)
Gotens: Well, it's been nice knowing ya. Thanks for teaching me that blood cutting off trick.
Xena: What will you do know?
Gotens: I've been neglecting my duties long enough. I think it's time I went back and did what Commanders are supposed to do.
Gabrielle: What's that?
Gotens: Taking care of buisness.
(The song plays in the background)
Aries(appears): Be sure to get rid of those Klokians. I don't want any more coming back here with bigger armies.
Gotens(jabs his fingers onto sides of Aries' neck): I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead within a minute.
(Aries just stands there)
Gotens: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a half Q.
(Gotens gets into the ship.)
Gotens: Bye. Or as they say in Greece, adios amigos.

(He activates the ship and puts on auto navigation. It goes up out of the atmosphere and speeds into a different kind of warp travel. It approaches the Klokian homeplanet)
Gotens(checks sensors): That's wierd, there's no one down there... Oh that's right, I'm in the wrong century.
(He accesses the controls. The ship disappears in a flash and reappears 24 centuries later. The Phoenix-X floats in front of it and starts firing on the Klokian ship. The ship shakes like crazy)
Gotens(taps his commbadge): Hey, it's me!!
(The firing stops)
*Armond(on screen): Oh sorry.
Gotens: Where's the Captian? I just found out these Klokian people are badguys.
*Armond: He's been captured by them.
Gotens(checks sensors): ...Damn. The Klokian's aren't on this planet in this century either.
*Armond: I know. We don't know what to do.
Gotens(taps at the panels): ...Drop your shields. I'm gonna put a Klokian Time Bubble around the both of us.
(Armond nods. Gotens accesses auto navigation again and both the Klokian vessel and the Phoenix-X disappear in a flash. They reappear 15 centuries later in the same spot)

(On the Phoenix-X)
Red: The planet is inhabited. 12 thousand Klokians.
Armond: Ready the Sonan weapon... We're gonna wipe them all out...
*Gotens: Wait! I have to get the out Captian first.
(6 enemy Klokian ships fly from the planet towards the Phoenix-X and start firing)
Armond: Thier weapons are 15 centuries more sophisticated than ours; hurry!!

(Gotens nods and takes the small ship down onto the red planet. It manovers by many industrial looking buildings. He accesses auto navigation again. The ship lands infront of the Q Conversion Centre. He jumps out and runs inside the factory)
Gotens: So much for security.
(He sees hallway after hallway and then suddenly bumps into a Klokian)
Kloka: Hey!!
Gotens(jabs his fingers into the neck pulses of Kloka): I have just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead within 58 seconds if you don't tell me how to get to the Captian.
Kloka(falls to his knees): Argh-- take a left, a right, two lefts, two rights, another left, a right, go straight past the Q rejection chambers, a left, another left, left again and right---argh!!
Gotens(jabs again, releasing the pulses): Thanks.
(Gotens runs down the hallways)
Kloka(gets up and rubs his neck): I hope I don't get fired for this.

(Klokian and Sonan stand before the disecting machine.Klokain places the sphere into the socket. Spikes from the machine suddenly jab into the sphere)
*Daniel(inside the sphere): Owe!!
Klokian: Machine will now suck the life away from you.
(The machine powers up)
*Daniel: AAaaahh!!
(The Daniel entity fights to stay in the sphere but is sucked out into the machinery.)
Klokian: It is the end for you.
(Daniel is pulled through a shining blast of spkey energy. He feels his life begin to end)
*Daniel(looks at what's up coming): Arrgghh-- ...he's right...
(Daniel's life ends in the machine.)
Daniel(a record scratches): --Hold up.
(Klokain and Sonan turn around to see him standing there)
Klokian: What the--?
Daniel: You've only caught 8 Q's in the past 3 cycles of the universe?
Klokian: Get him!!
Sonan(cracks his knuckles): ...
Daniel(blasts a beam of energy at Sonan): Don't forget who's the better Q.
(Sonan goes flying into the machine, smashing it.)
Sonan(gets up): Arrgghh!!!
Klokian(shakes his head in disappointment): Another failure. Klokian send you to Greece.
Sonan: No! --I'll get you back for this Daniel. I will have my revenge!!
(Sonan runs away)

(Gotens turns a corner and passes the Q Rejection Chambers.)
Kloki(working, pulls a lever): Okay, let's send these rejections to ancient Greece.
(Sonan runs by Gotens)
Sonan: I'm outta here!!

(Daniel blasts Klokian, but has no effect on him)
Daniel: What the--? That was a lot of power.
Klokian(attacks): Q power not effective on Klokian. One touch of me and you will suffer!!
Daniel(dodges him): Jeez. Watch where you put that thing.
(Klokian leaps and is about to tackle Daniel, but Gotens comes from the side and tackles Klokian from mid air. They roll and crash)
Klokian: Aaarrrgghh!! How dare you!!
Gotens(gets up): You couldn't handle this short guy?
Daniel(shrugs): Where've you been? My crew always waits to the last minute.
Gotens: Let's get outta here.
Daniel(touches the wall): Darn, I can't get through thier matter either. What universe are these things from?
Gotens(runs): Don't worry, I know the way out. It's a left, three rights, straight, left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, then we're out.
Daniel: Sounds easy enough. Well, it looks you did come through for me in the end after all--even though you probably helped the cause.
Gotens(shrugs): I just needed a little convicing from a certain Warroir Princess.
Daniel(gets the idea): Oohhhh Iiiii see.... Heh, heh. You diverted a little protoplasm through the transwarp conduit, if you know what I mean...?
Gotens: What? No--
Daniel: Recalibrated a little phaser surge through pulmonary operating system, if you know what I mean...?
Gotens: I wasn't--
Daniel: Rerouted auxiluary power to the transporter matrix, if you know what I mean....?
Gotens: But I--
Daniel: All hands on deck, eh? Shields down, full thrusters forward, eh?
Gotens: Let's just go already.
Daniel: Commander to Ops, load quanntum torpedoes and fire! Bring transwarp engines online, engage!!

(The Phoenix-X is damaged badly from attacks. More Klokian ships arrive. They scatter around the Phoenix-X like flies. The Phoenix-X shakes)
Armond(holding on): Any signs of the Commander or the Captian!?
(A support beam falls)
Red: I dunno, sensors are knocked out!!
Kayl: Look, a Klokian ship coming towards us!!
Armond: Kayl, they're all coming towards us!!
Ensign Dan(enters the bridge): I guess this is a bad time for me.
*Gotens: Commander Gotens to Phoeinx-X, fire your Sonan weapon!!
Armond(nods to Kayl): Okay, you heard him!
*Daniel: Hey, I give the orders around here!
(Pause)
*Daniel: Just do what he said.
Kayl: I can't! It's the time distortion from all the Klokian ships! I might fire into the wrong century!!

(Gotens turns to Daniel)
Gotens: We have to get rid of all those ships.
Daniel: I dunno if I can do it. I don't have control over my all my powers.
(Gotens takes the ship into the swarm and fires torpedoes at the enemy ships. Space seems to distort with all the ships close together.)
Gotens: Two ships, port and starbourd!! Shields down to 32%!!
(Daniel looks at the incoming ships and makes them disappear)
Gotens: Another one!
(Daniel makes that one disappear.)
Gotens(calms down): Okay, that should be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooouuuuuuu.......eb dluohs taht , yakO--  !!Eno rehtona --
(The ship hits a time current.)
Gotens: Two ships, port and starbourd!! Shields down to 32%!!
(Daniel looks around in confusion)
Daniel(checks the status panel): The auto navigation is interfacing with the time controls! The time distortion must be altering the matter configuration of our controls.
(They find themselves landed on the Klokian planet in front of the Q Conversion Centre)
Kloka(standing outside): Hey!
Gotens: What are we doing here?
(The control panel snaps with static. The ship shakes from torpedo fire.)
Daniel: This doesn't make any sense, there's no ship here.
(They look out the window again and instead of the red sky of the Klokian planet, they see a blue sky. An army of humans approach the crashed ship.)
Gotens: Artimus!
Don(outside): What is this thing?
Artimus(outside): It seems to be a demon creation!! Aries was right! We have destroy these things!!
(The army runs past the ship, the ground rumbles)
(Army): Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Gotens: The ship is going backwards to its previous places.
Daniel(snaps): I can get us out of here.
(Another Gotens and Klokian appear beside them. They look at the original Gotens and Daniel in confusion)
Gotens2: Captian?
Klokian(holding the sphere): Klokian confused.
Gotens(grabs the sphere): The time machine is made from Q material, maybe I can suck in the extra material we got from the other ships with this thing.
(The sphere sucks in the static on he control panel. Another Gotens, and a bunch of people are suddenly at the door of the ship.)
Xena: What will you do now?
Gotens3: I've been neglecting my duties long enough. I think it's time I went back--
*Armond: Captian, come in! We're clear--
(The Greek scenery flashes into stars and the Phoenix-X and then suddenly back to the greek scenery. Klokian grabs Gotens and takes the sphere back and runs out)
Gotens: Hey!!
Aries: What's happening?
Daniel: Quiet!! I'm trying to concentrate!
*Armond: --You're in the way, we can't fire with you in the--
(The background flashes)
Gotens(yells to Armond): Fire!! Armond, fire!!
Xena(runs in): I got the sphere!

(The sphere is static from the Q material. Xena disappears and finds herself on the Phoenix-X in sickbay)
Lox: Who are you?
Xena(holding onto the sphere as its on the table): What the?
(Gotens and Daniel are arguing)
Daniel: ...You are supposed to be on the Bridge dealing with the alien vessel that we've encountered.
Gotens: Uh. I hardly think Starfleet's interested in things like that.
Xena(looks over at them): Fire he said! He said fire!! Tell Armond to fire!!
Daniel(taps his commbadge): Daniel to Armond, are you expecting any visitors?
(The sphere starts to become static again. Xena quickly notices a commbadge on everyone in the room. She quickly grabs the comm badge off of Doctor Lox and finds herself back on earth with Daniel and the three Gotenss)
Daniel(turns around): Xena's back. She's going the opposite direction in time now!
(A static connection from the sphere to the control panel occurs. Xena finds herself alone on the ship, in space in front of a swarm of Klokian ships and the Phoenix-X.)
Xena(presses the commbadge): Fire!! Armond, fire!!
*Armond: Who's this?
Xena(presses a button on the panel): Fire!!
(The Klokian ship fires on the Phoenix-X)
*Armond: Hey!
*Kayl: I'm going to fire the Sonan weapon.
*Armond(nods): Okay. The Captian and Commander seem to be gone.
(Xena suddenly disappears)

(The Phoenix-X loads its ultimate weapon. The torpedo banks fire a ball of energy. It slowly goes out then suddenly releases a massive beam of Q energy towards the Klokian ships and planet. The blast dies down and all the ships and planet suddenly disppear in a flash)
Armond: There, we've destroyed them.
Shane: Are you sure? It looked more like they disappeared in a flash.

(Xena appears on the Kloakin ship)
Gotens: The firing stopped.
Daniel(looks at the control panel and confidently snaps his finger): And now, so has the time static.
(Klokian comes back)
Klokian: Give Klokian the sphere!!
Xena(tosses it to him): Here.
(The static from the sphere grabs Klokian and Gotens2. They disappear in a flash)
Xena: I will not be coming back here.
Daniel: Thanks Xena.
(She steps off the ship with Gotens3.)
Gotens3: I still have no idea what's going on.
Gotens(accesses the panel): Just gotta return everyone to thier own time--or dimension.
(The ship flashes and still sits there)
Gotens3: Okay.

(The ship appears in front of the Phoenix-X)
Daniel: Finally, we're home.
*Armond: Not exactly, we're still in the 39th Century.
Gotens(accesses the panel): I guess I have to take care of that too.
(The Phoenix-X and the Klokian ship flash back 15 centuries.)
Daniel(glances at Gotens): I think we have just stumbled onto a whole new level of this trekking thing.
Gotens(wines): Oh man.
Daniel(taps his commbadge): Captian to Phoenix-X. Beam us up, tractor this ship into the shuttle bay, and take us back into Federation space.
*Armond: Aye Cap'n.

THE END -
 
 

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