(A Klingon ship picks up
the pod. The Captian and a few guards enter the shuttle bay and open it.
Kugo, surgicly altered as a Klingon, comes out)
Captian Krok: Who are you?
Kugo: Lieutenant Kugo of
the Targlogh.
Krok: That ship was lost
in the Badlands a year ago.
Kugo: It was destroyed by
the Badlands. I escaped in this pod.
Krok(nods): Doctor Gorgh,
take this woman to sickbay and analyze her.
Gorgh: But sir, I keep telling
you, I'm a Doctor of philosoph--
Krok: There you go, using
big words again! A Klingon is recognized by his action! Just do it!! --Do
you want more thrashings!?
Gorgh: No sir.
(Kayl takes her post on the
Bridge of the Phoenix-X)
Kayl: Kugo was in that pod
and that Klingon ship picked it up. Should I decloak and hail her?
Armond: No. Instead, see
if you can mask our hail frequency to the Klingon High Commands'.
Kayl: Aye.
Armond(goes over to his
station): I'm going to interface the viewscreen with the holomatrix to
give the illusion that we're Klingons and this is a Klingon ship. Red,
I want you to be the one to talk to Kugo. Try to get as much information
out of her as possible.
Red(gets up and goes to
the Captian's chair): Yes, sir.
Armond: Tong, track what
room Kugo's in and hail her in there.
Tong: Aye, sir.
(Daniel and Gotens are relaxing
at the side)
Daniel: Hey, that guy's
pretty good.
Gotens: Yeah, if any Admiral
knew about his abilities, he could replace anyone of us.
Daniel(nudges him): Too
bad we'll never let that happen, eh.
Gotens: Yeah, I know.
Daniel/Gotens: Hahahahahahahaaa!!
(Gorgh and Kugo enter the
sickbay)
Gorgh(grabs a scanner):
Stupid Krok! He is so clueless to who I really am! Good thing I'm leaving
tomorrow.
Kugo: You're leaving tomorrow?
Gorgh: Yeah, the Largheh
is picking me up. The people on that ship respect me and my philosophical
theories.
Kugo(to herself): ...Doesn't
look like I have much time...
Gorgh(scans her): Time for
what?
Kugo(starts feeling him):
Time to show you my thong...
Gorgh(checking her out):
Ooo, that dress look scandelous. You shakin that thang like 'who the ish',
with a look in your eyes so devilish...
(He growls like a lion)
*Computer: Incoming subspace
message from High Command.
(It goes on screen in sickbay)
*Red: What is this?
(Red appears to be at High
Command)
Gorgh(steps back): Nothing,
sir. --Oh, I see you found out about the pod we found.
*Red: Yes! Leave us, I wish
to speak to the survivor!!
Gorgh(leaves): Yes, sir.
Kugo: Red!
*Red: What is going on?
You have committed murder in the Federation and now you are running away.
Kugo(looks around to make
sure no one is listening): I can't tell you.
*Red: Why? Are you unhappy
on the Phoenix-X?
Kugo: No--no. I loved it
there. ...I wish I was back.
*Red: Then I will beam you
aboard.
Kugo: No! --At least wait
until after I kill Gorgh...
*Red: You're a hit man?
Kugo: Yes.
*Red: What is your true
ethnicy?
Kugo: Romulan.
*Red(sits back): I see.
(On the Bridge)
Gorgh(enters): She is speaking
to High Command.
Krok: Yes we know. But we
can't seem to cut in and view their coversation.
Tarley: Captian, the Largheh
has arrived a day early.
Gorgh: My ship!
Krok(slaps Gorgh's shoulder):
Farewell!
(In Sickbay)
*Red: You are a fake, a
fraud, a lying Ferengi! You dishonour the Vulcan race.
Kugo: No! I liked being
Vulcan! For once in my life I found a race of people with philosophies
I agreed with! When I was Vulcan, I felt that was the life I could lead
for the rest of my life. That's why after I killed Cutledge, I stayed in
the Federation.
*Red: Then you will come
back.
Kugo: I will not. It's time
I stopped pretending to be who I'm not. A Vulcan. I'm a Romulan Hit Man.
I kill people for a living.
*Red: You do not have to
go that path. You can change your life.
Kugo: No I can't! This is
my true identity!
(She cuts the transmission)
(On the Phoeinx-X)
Gotens: Hey, pass the nachos
and dip.
Daniel(hands over the nacos
and dip): Oh, sure.
(Kugo stomps onto the Bridge,
angry)
Kugo: Where is Gorgh!?
Kork: He has beamed onto
the Largheh.
Kugo: Hail them, he must
be killed.
Kork: A Bird of Prey does
not hail a Philosophers ship!
Kugo(gets more mad): Arrgghh!!
--High Command has given me temporary command of this ship. That vessel
out there is a secret Romulan spy ship.
Kork: Why should you get
command?
Tarley: Her vessel, the
Targlogh, was the Klingon spy vessel to spy on the Romulans.
Kork: That is true. Arghh!
Klingons do not spy, they are a people of action! Where has our identity
gone?!
Kugo(takes command): Do
not get so philosophical, Captian.
(On the Phoeinx-X)
Kayl: The Klingon ship that
Kugo's on is hailing the Largheh and the Largheh is ignoring.
Red: That is natural. Philosopher
ships do not wish to communicate with warships.