(Everyone rushes to the bridge,
when they get there, they see Daniell already there)
Gotens: Hey, how'd you get
here so fast?
Daniel(crosses his arms):
I can be at two places at once.
(Meanwhile in sickbay, Daniel
and Crewmen Parker are playing catch with X's metallic chamber)
Daniel: Great catch Spiderman!
Parker(tries throwing it
back, but it sticks to his hand): Argh.
(Armond reads the sensors)
Armond: It seems to be a
giant man standing outside in space.
Gotens(taps his combadge):
Look, whoever you are, the 60 foot woman already punched a hole in our
aft thruster, yesterday, and it took our repair team a whole 5 minutes
to get there when they noticed that the bloody thing regenerated itself.
*Sonan: <<Aaha!! Ha!!
Ha!! I am not here for aft thruster! I am here for Daniel X!! Ha!! Ha!!>>
Daniel(makes a hand appear
and slap the Commander): Quiet you!
*Sonan: <<X! Come
out here and fight me like a Q!!>>
Daniel(clenches his fist):
Alright...
(Daniel turns around to
his crew)
Daniel: I'm going to go
take care of buisness for a sec. I want the rest of you to be productive
and not lazy for once! Go help a civilization or something.
Gotens: Uhhh....okay.
(Daniel disappears in a flash
and reappears in flash, floating outside the Phoeinx-X. He floats in front
of a huge wierd looking alien person)
Daniel: Who are you?
Sonan: I am Sonan and I
come to challenge you to prove my strength to my nagging wife.
Daniel: Oh is that all?
(Daniel zooms up and uppercuts
Sonan through the chin. Sonan goes flying back)
Sonan: Argh!!
(He zooms over and flows
him with punches left and right.)
(Ensign Dan takes a seat
in the Captian's chair)
Ensign Dan: It's funny how
they're talking when sound can't travel in space.
Gotens: Get out of that
chair, Ensign. There will be no lazying about! We have to go...save a civilization
or something.
Armond: Where are we gonna
find that? It's not like a leader will fall out of thin air.
(There's a flash above thier
heads and someone falls out of it and tumbles at the Commander's feet)
Klokian: Help us, you must
help us!!!
Gotens: Okay.
(The creature is short with
a humpback; his feet are like his hands; his arms are long and his forearm
and hand is really big)
Ensign Dan: You look really
wierd.
Klokian: I am part of a
race called the Thoggan. Our species needs protection against a vile powerful
monster.
Gotens: Well, we're here
to help. That's our motto.
Kayl: I thought our motto
was To Seek Out New Life and not break the Prime Directive.
Gotens: Well they're pretty
much the same.