Episode 1

"The Tiloniam System"

(On the Pheonix)
Admiral Daniel: Hah! You think you can escape from me. Yeah right. Like you have a chance. My ship is the fastest ship in the Fleet. Let alone you are a shuttle craft. If you don't respond, I will have to ask you to lower your shields and board your little Shuttle Craft. Heh, heh...The only thing I ask is an answer. Geez. These Humans.

(On the shuttle craft)
Ensign Dan: Sir, a federation vessel.
Night: Really? Here?
Dan: It's the Pheonix, sir.
Night: Full stop.
(Shuttle craft descends warp.)
Night: Where's the Pheonix?
Dan: It seems we stopped to late. They're out of sensor's range.
Night: Well there's a fine mistake.
Dan: We're getting a message.
Night: On screen.
Dan: It's pre-recorded, and audio only.
Night: Okay, let's hear it.
*On speakers:
     Admiral Daniel X: Hah! You think you can escape from me. Yeah right. Like you have a chance. My ship is the fastest ship in the Fleet. Let alone you are a shuttle craft. If you don't respond, I will have to ask you to lower your shields and board your little Shuttle Craft. Heh, heh... The only thing I ask is an answer.
Night: Well, looks like Daniel got his way after all.
Dan: Sir?
Night: He's an Admiral, flying a Federation vessel. I never thought he'd get his way...heh, heh...
Dan: You know him?
Night: Yup, I met him about 82 years ago... At a Federation Eelstock Convention, I think at Flortarios III. He was only a Lieutenant, and I was in my fourth host so he shouldn't remember me. He always gets his way with the Federation.
<<Beep>> <<Beep>>
(The Pheonix catches up)
Dan: It's the Pheonix sir, they're hailing us.
Night: On screen...
*Admiral: How come you ignored my hail the first time? We detected no malfunction in communications. If I didn't know better, you were ignoring us. Now please identify yourself. Security, I want your men to be ready to board the shuttle if they provoke us.
*Walace: Acknowledged Admiral.

(2300 years ago, in Greece, on Earth)
Xena: Where is Gabrielle?

(2300 years later)
(On the Xena)
Captian Aeris: Where are those two?
Lieutenant: Captian, I'm recieveing a distress signal from the U.S.S. Ixion, a fleet of Jem'Hadar Attack Crusiers are heading towards the location of the shuttle craft.
Aeris: ...What!?

(On the shuttle craft)
Night: Sorry, we have been having technical difficulties on the shuttle craft.
*Daniel: Well...
*Helm: Captian, I'm detecting Jem'Hadar attack cruisers.
Night: Dan, can you confirm that?
Ensign Dan: Affirmative. I'm detecting ten Jem'Hadar ships off the port bow.

(Jem'Hadar vessel fires torpedos on the shuttle craft)

(On the Shuttle Craft)
Night: Shields down to 20%.
Ensign Dan: One more shot and we're.....you know, not alive anymore.

(Jem'Hadar vessel fires torpedos towards Federation Shuttle craft)

(On the Pheonix)
Daniel: Transporter room, beam those two now!

(Shuttle craft is hit and explodes)

(On the Pheonix)
*Transporter Engineer: We've got them.
Daniel: Okay...lets prepare battle...

(On Deep Space 9)
Sisko: Status.
Dax: The Pheonix is losing life support systems, the other two Starfleet ships have arrived there.
(Captian Sisko sips his coffee)
Sisko: Keep me up to date.

(On a Jem'Hadar ship)
Vorta: When we destroy this system, the Federation will know to be afraid of us. This is our last mission, the Founders are honoured by your sacrafice. Test our new weapon, if it works, send a subspace message back home and tell them that it works. Ready?
First: Ready. Lock J-3 Torpedo on the closest Federation ship....Fire.

(J-3 Torpedo is fired onto the Pheonix.)
(The Pheonix suffers bad damage)

(On the Pheonix)
Daniel: Maxwell is not going to like what I've done to his ship.
Commander Avery: Captian, let's get out of here!!
Daniel: No! We will not leave these people on the planet to die!
Avery: Damn you!
(Suddenly a control panel explodes and knocks the Commander to the floor)
Lieutenant: Captian, shields down to 10%.
*Kugo: Captian, the core is experiencing multifluxuations.
Daniel: Reason?
*Kugo: It must've been that last torpedo, all the core started emitting a pink glow since then.

(On Deep Space 9)
Dax: Three ships destroyed. Captian, only one ship is firing at the Pheonix.
Sisko: What?
Dax: Six vessels are firing quantum torpedos at the star.
(Sisko stands)
Sisko: When that star explodes, it'll annialate all the planets in the system, and the three Federation ships.
Kira: The inhabitants are already beamed out of the planet.

(On the Pheonix)
Armond: I've got an idea. If we can reroute phaser anti-matter into the shield's outter shell, then any torpedo coming this way would be richocheted.
Daniel: This is not the time for speculations.
Armond: That last torpedo hit restabiliezed shield matter-anti-matter couplings and matched them to phaser signatures. This can work.
Daniel: Make it so.

(In engineering)
Kugo: Captian, core dumped.
Ensign Dan: Now we can't go anywhere.
Kugo: Shouldn't you be on the Bridge?
Ensign Dan: Yeah, I've got some lip to give that Captian.

(On bridge)
Armond: Ready!
Daniel: Shields!
Lieutenant Kayl: Shields up. 1%....2%...
Armond: Reflector shields won't hold after one shot.
(The Pheonix gets fired upon)
Armond: Reflected shot.
(Phaser beam reflects and destroys the Jem'Hadar vessel)
Lieutenant: Shields down.
Daniel: Darn!

(In sick-bay)
Night: What's going on?
EMH: I don't know, they never give me any information.

(On Deep Space 9)
(In Quark's bar)
Quark: Would you like a drink?

(In the Delta Quadrant)
(On Voyager)
(In the mess hall)
Neelix: Would you like a drink with that?

(On the Pheonix)
(In sick bay)
Night: I'm thirsty.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Is that the Pheonix? They look badly damaged.
Wing: Affirmative.
Aeris: Beam everyone from the Pheonix over.
*Daniel: Captian, it looks as if the star is ready to explode!
Onegera: We've almost got everybody! 20 more seconds.

(The star explodes)(The wave from the star gets closer to the Pheonix and Xena)
(A Jem'Hadar ship vapourizes in the wave)

(On the Xena)
Onegera: We've got them all.
Aeris: Helm! Warp anything! Get us outta here!

(The wave vapourizes the Pheonix)(The Xena goes to warp out of the system)

(On Deep Space 9)
(Ops)
Dax: The Xena has beamed up all passengers from the Pheonix.
(Sisko looks up)
Dax: There on their way back here.
Kira: The star has exploded, all Jem'Hadar ships have evacuated. The Pheonix was destroyed.
 

(On Deep Space 9)
Aeris: Well, Night, I'm proud to have had you as part of my crew.
Gotens: I'm proud to have been under your command.
Aeris: Good luck.

(In a room in front of the crew of the Pheonix)
Daniel: I've just recieved a message from Starfleet. Because Commander Gotens reporting my actions on interrigating him that time..-
Ensign Dan: And this is not the only time Daniel has done something like this, the Federation is upset of him.
Daniel: You're relieved of duty!
Ensign Dan: But I'm not on duty.
Daniel: Then...when you go on duty, you'll be relieved!
Ensign Dan: ...Yes sir.
Daniel: With a successful plea bargain, I am to command a new Pheonix..as Captian...
Night: As Captian...you're not Admiral anymore?
Daniel: No...Only this ship will be different. Qualities of it are...unique. I will be very proud to command...the Pheonix-X. And I hear I should be getting a new Commander.
Ensign Dan: Sir--
Daniel: No! You're relieved!
Ensign Dan: Jeez, talking Jello.
Daniel: You're relieved too!
(With Gotens)
Night: Waitaminute, it's my fault he's demoted?
Commander Avery: So you are the pathetic one who took my place.
Night: Yeah, that's right. Watcha gonna do about it? You better get outta my face before I bust a plasma cell up on yo' gludios maximus.
Avery: I'll be watching you Gotens. Your every mistake, fault, and scratch. When I'm done with you, your career in Starfleet will be forgotten.
(Avery walks away)

(The Pheonix-X undocks DS9)
END

(On the Enterprise-E)
Picard: Will, we should get a move on.
Riker: Ey' sir.

U.S.S. Enterprise

(Later on the Pheonix-X)
Daniel: We should rondevous with the Enterprise soon.
Night: Captian, reporting for duty.
Daniel: Oh, great to have you aboard!
Ensign Dan: Captian, reporting for duty.
Daniel: Oh great...You're relieved!

(On the Pheonix-X)
(12 light years away from the Enterprise)
Captain: Are there yet? Nevermind. I'll just be in my ready room. When we getthere, tell me. Commander Night, you have the Bridge. Please don't try tovisit that Disney Planet.
Commander Night: Okay Captain. Understood. But Captain, were you serious about the Disney Planet?
Captain: YES!

(in the Ready Room)
Captain: Boy am I stressed out. I feel like listening to some 20th centurymusic. How about that ancient rapper/movie star Will Smith. I like that song,"Gettin' Jiggy wit it".

(On the bridge)
Commander: Boy is he stressed. It looked like he was about to pull a phaser on me. Oh well.
Helm: Commander, we just passed the Disney Planet.
Commander: Oh man. Wait a minute. I have that program on the Holosuite. I'll just go to it later.
Helm: We will be approaching the Enterprise any minute now.
Commander: Okay. Night to the Captian, we are arriving at the Enterprise.
*Captain: Okay, I'll be there.
(Captain is now at the bridge)
Captain: Helm, slow to impulse.
Ensign: Captain, there are signs of phaser signatures.
Captain: Scan the Enterprise.
Ensign: Their shields are down and it looks like they were in a fight.
Captain: With who? Scan for other warp signatures.
Ensign: Oh my gosh Captain! It looks like the Borg was here.
Captain: What?!?
Ensign: It looks like-
Captain: I know what you said! Open a channel to the Enterprise.
Ensign: Channel open
Captain: Phoenix-X to the Enterprise. Are you okay?
Captain Picard: We are okay, thanks. We have been attacked by the borg. They are on their way all across the quadrant to the Changeling Planet. Our systems will be online in a minute and we will be ready to go after them again.
Captain: That's a relief. I thought for one minute that you have been assimilated.
Captain Picard: Captain, I Have!
Captain: Oh yeah, I forgot. Okay. We will inform the Fleet. When you areready, inform us and we will be ready to fight as well. I have a holobone to pick with the borg going after my jello, I mean people.
Captain Picard: Okay, we are ready.

(Later on the Pheonix-X)
Night: So what is our plan Captian?
Captian: We are to rendezvous with the Fleet to follow the Borg to my home planet. Understood?
Ensign: 20 starfleet vessels off the port bow.
Captian: Okay. That's great. Set a course to the front of the Fleet.
Ensign: Yes sir.
Captian: On screen.
Ensign: On screen.
Night: On screen.
Helm: On screen sir.
Captian: I don't need an echo here. That means you.
Ensign: Yes sir.
Night: Yes sir.
Helm: Yes sir.
BOB: Yes sir.
Captian: Are we there yet?
Lt. Commander: Sir approaching Admiral's ship.
Captian: Follow the Borg Cube's warp signature.
Night: Is it smart for all these ships to be following behind the cube?
Captian: Yes.
Helm: But won't they notice us?
Ensign: They'll definately stop going to the planet.
Night: Well isn't that what we want to do?
Captian: We want to save that planet. Even if it takes the whole Fleet.
Night: If we knew where it was.
BOB: But won't the Romulans take advantage of the absence of the
fleet?
Ensign: And don't forget the Dominion.
Captian: Uh! Okay, inform the Admiral of our speculations.
Ensign: I question your ability to command Captain...
Lt. Commander: Yes sir.
Helm: The Admiral is haling us.
Captian: What? Why?
Night: Sir?
Captian: On screen.
(Admiral Cloud goes on screen)
Captian: Admiral, we have been wondering that if the Fleet is here, then who is going to guard the rest of the Alpha Quadrant?
*Admiral: We've got Klingons and spare alien vessels guarding the places needed. Don't worry it's covered.
Captian: Fine then.
Ensign Dan: Why aren't some of those "extra" alien ships helping us?
Captain: Phoenix-X out. I'll ask the questions here
Ensign Dan: I question the ability of the Admiral's decisions....those alien vessel should be with us.
Night: I'm starting to get annoyed...
Helm: Sir approaching the Borg cube. If we don't slow down...we'll intercept them.
Captain: Look, you guys. You are here to serve StarFleet and its orders. I don't want anymore lip from you guys.
Ensign Dan: I hope this Captain's lip gets caught in a Florcarian saga-cu hook.
Captain: Okay. Slow to impulse. Raise shields. Wait! Don't slow to impulse. Go to warp three and keep behind them.
Ensign Dan: ...I question our Captain's abbility to command...sheesh!
Helm: Yes sir.
Night: If you don't quiet down Ensign Dan, you might be relieved of duty.
Captain: What are you guys talking about? You better be just doing your job
Helm: Sir the Cube is slowing down.
Night: Sorry sir, Ensign Dan is just adjusting...
Ensign: Oh give me a brake. I should be on the Xena.
Captain: Ensign Dan better get his act together.
Night: Yes, he should...
Ensign Dan: And you should go ride a clegrean seahorse.
Captain: You are relieved ensign! I will not have that attitude on my ship
Ensign Dan: Doh!
Helm: Sir the Cube has stopped and is heading towards us!!
Captain: All stop. Raise shields.
Ensign Dan: We should've been cloaked...
Captain: Power up weapons. Get out of here. Now Ensign!
Lt. Commander: Shields up, weapons ready.
Captain: Transporter Room, put him on that cube.
(In Transporter room)
Chief: Sir?
(On Bridge)
Captain: Okay
Helm: Captain? Warp?
Captain: I said stop. Let the Cube come to us.
Helm: You said get out of here.
Captain: I didn't. I said all Stop
BOB: Oh man.. is this place messed up...
Helm: But I specifically--
Night: Helm!
Helm: Sorry Commander.
Captain: Thanks Commander. What is their status?
(Cube fires upon Pheonix-X.) (Everyone leaned left and right)
Night: Red alert!
Captain: Return Fire
Lt. Commander: Firing.
Captain: Bring us about
Captain: Mark 120 mark 626
Helm: Half of the Federation ships are losing shields!
Lt. Commander: Shields down to 70%.
Captain: Activate phasers on a rotating module frequency.
Lt. Commander: Done.
Captain: Okay.
Helm: Sir, two Federation Vessels destroyed. The Enterprise is hailing the fleet.
*Picard: I have taken command of the fleet, fire on the following coordinates. On my command... FIRE.
(Ships firing upon the borg vessel)
Captain: What!? I don't want no shiny headed, assimilated, human tak'n over my ship!

(On the Xena)
Captain Aeris: Take us about.
Helm: Captain, the Borg cube is accelerating again.
Lieutenant: It must be heading towards the Changeling homeplanet.
Aeris: Stay with it as much as possible. That cube can travel at transwarp... I want our best weapons on those coordinates.
Lieutenant: Yes Captian.

(On the Enterprise)
Picard: Fire...quantum torpedoes.

(On the Phrometheus)
Captain: Prepare multi-vector attack mode.

(On the Defiant)
Lt. Commander Worf: Fire phasers.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Captain X: Keep it in range. Follow the Xena.
Helm: Yes sir.
Captain: Tell me if anything changes. I'll be in my ready room. I'll be in my
gelatin state. You have the bridge Numba' One.
Night: Ey' sir.
Ensign Dan: He's leaving the bridge during this battle? Someone phaser him.
Night: Someone should phaser you.
Lieutenant: The Borg cube has stopped firing, it's--
(The Borg Cube explodes)
Night: Helm--!
Helm: Moving outta ra--!
(The whole ship shakes roughly)
Chief Kayl: Life support systems are malfunctioning on deck 2!
(Everyone has fallen to the floor)
(Night gets up)
Night: People on deck 2 evacuate!! Night to Captian, are you all right?
Ensign Dan: I'll go check on him.
(Dan goes into the ready room.)
(Night checks the pulse on BOB)
Night: BOB, are you alright?
(BOB sits up)
BOB: I'm fine.
(Night walks to the screen to see what's going on)
(Debri is everywhere. Suddenly a starship in visual collides with a borg debri and explodes)
Night: Oh gawd...
BOB: Commander.. Ensign Rob, Lieutenant Wang is dead.
Night: Lieutenant Rock at Helm is dead too.
BOB: Commander--
Night: Don't worry, I'm an experienced pilot.
Lieutenant Commander Armond: Commander, there are casualties all over the ship. There are leaks, oxygen losses, and-- Internal sensors just went offline.
Night: But we still have external?
Armond: Affirmative.
(Dan and Daniel arrive on bridge)
Night: Captian, are you all right?
Daniel: Yes...I'm fine. Let go of me!!
(Dan lets go of Daniel)
Daniel: Didn't I relieve you?
Night: Night to Kugo, report.
Chief Engineer Kugo: Some of our equiptment isn't working, and sensory systems are offline.
Daniel: What about the warp core?
Kugo: Fine.
Daniel: We should go to DS9.
Night: I'm on it.
(Night takes the Helm)
Daniel: Armond, see if you can find any other Federation vessels and tell them to head back to Deep Space 9.
Armond: Ey' sir.
Daniel: BOB, attend to these people on the floor.
BOB: Yeah.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Take us back to Deep Space 9. Engage.
Lieutenant: Captain, the Pheonix-X.
Aeris: Hail them.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Daniel: On screen.
*Aeris: Captain....?
Daniel: Daniel X. Captain Aeris.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Everything's under control here. There?
*Daniel: Yes, we have things under control here.
Aeris: Night, good to see you alive.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Night: Thanks Aeris, take care of the ship.

(On the Xena)
Aeris: Sure will. Aeris out.

(On the Pheonix-X)
Daniel: Well that's a victory, eh?
Night: If you can call it that.
Ensign Dan: Captain--
Daniel: You're relieved!! That felt good.
Night: We're passing the Disney Planet.
BOB: I wonder who was Dis-ney...
Night: Just one of History's better parts. Can we stop off?
Daniel: NO!!
Night: Well...I am in control of the ship... trust me...
Daniel: I'm in control of the ship. If you don't be quiet and drive this ship then I will relieve you of your duty. Is that understood Commander?
Night: Yes sir. I understand. Thank you for pointing out my wrong. I would of--
Daniel: Just be quiet and drive.
(Address to the ship from the Captain)
Daniel: All personel of the ship that are still alive, I want you all to your posts whether you off right now. With an exception to Ensign Dan. You can just watch. But not on the bridge. Captain out. Whoever Ensign you are, I need a count on the casualties and a count on who are still alive.
Ensign: There are 30 people still alive and I can't count that high to how many people dead.
Daniel: I need to talk to the director of the Academy when I have the chance. They let the dumbest people pass these days.
Night: I'm getting tired of staying at the helm. My fingers are tired.
Daniel: Oh Buck up!
Night: That was funny.
Daniel: It was an order!
Ensign Dan: Heh, heh...
Daniel: You--
Ensign Dan: I know, I know...I'm relieved.
Night: Captain, we are getting ready to dock on DS9.

[end]
 
 

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